Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America Home Office and dessert all include a

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Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America Home Office and dessert all include aFor those who have a disdain for birds, or for bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, andlet's face ittrue. Featuring common North American birds such as the White Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous yet angry